“The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest.”
“Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grand-children are once more slaves.” – D.H. Lawrence
“Everything is funny eventually.” – David Sedaris
“The Problem with government of the people, by the people, and for the people, is the people.” – Harry Caesar Nipple
“No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.” – Français de la Rachefoucauld
“Irony is when someone writes ‘your an idiot” – Squibe Nish

“It’s very hard to know where you’re going if you don’t know where you’ve been.” – Sandra Day O’Connor
“There is just as much money to be made out of the wreckage of a civilization as from the upbuilding of one.” – Rhett Butler
“Most of my wives think I am Mormon.” – Old Horndog Liar
“The difference between stupidiy and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein