Dr. Harold Brown (my professor at Dartmouth Medical School in 1975) wrote a masterpiece titled Basic Clinical Parasitology. He lectured that if all of the feces in the world were blue and all of the urine yellow, it would explain why most of the world is green! You can see why we nicknamed this wonderful man “Stoolie Brown,” a name that he candidly adored. By the time I finished his course, I was virtually incapacitated with the “self-diagnostic” fear that I was loaded, infested


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