If only all my deliberations were like this one. I’m off to Oklahoma and trying to decide where I should stay. Yes, I’ve heard that joke: Why did God create Oklahoma? To keep Kansas out of Texas (unless you live in Kansas; then reverse it). But the folks who tell that joke have a long way to go before they’re in Ron “Tater Salad” White’s league on the stand-up comedy circuit. Oklahoma is more than O.K., and choosing between Guthrie and Oklahoma City ain’t easy. On one hand, Guth


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