Y'know, my python boot is too tight, I couldn't get it off last night. A week went by, and now it's July. I finally got it off, and my girlfriend cried, "You got Stink-Foot! Stink-Foot, darlin'! Your Stink-foot puts a hurt on my nose!" —"Stink-Foot" by Frank Zappa The bottom line with cowboy boots is there's no need to suffer for fashion. Although the girlfriend’s sense of smell is assaulted in F
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