Here's some western wisdom to give you a laugh and a good line when you need it! ”There's no place 'round a campfire for a quitter's blanket.” “Don't name a cow you plan to eat.” ”A closed mouth gathers no boots.” ”Never drink unless you're alone or with somebody.” ”Forgive your enemies. It messes with their head.” ”Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or a crook.” ”Letting a cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.”


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